ridge:

u know she dead

annyeongpabo:

kyungsoostahp:

when you get an A+ to a test that everyone failed

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when you are the only one who can fuck minseok

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xiumeme:

on facebook:

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on tumblr:

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andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

Jesus drove a Honda but didn’t talk about it, “For I did not speak of my own accord” -John 12:49

p-lay-er:

transparent for ya’ll

theoneandonlyluckythirteen:

michaxl:

can bob the builder fix my crumbling life

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vvebkin:

when someone doesn’t answer your ask 

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tokomon:

febreezin’ my dash to get rid of the stench of u nasty hoes 

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jaclcfrost:

whenever i need to cheer up i remember all of the ways leonardo dicaprio attempts to hide from the paparazzi

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krispy-wings:

toniwenwen:

lol hahahahaha I love this fandom

@一只饭团团

Q: Why don’t you contact Junsu often?

Jaejoong: One day Junsu suddenly texted me “HYUNG” with 10 exclamation marks. So I texted back saying “WHAT” with 10 exclamation marks. And do you know how he replied? He said “Hyung! Hyunjoong’s phone number changed! Tell me what it is!”
Junsu: Until when are you going to keep using this?! 

swiggityswee:

THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS U CHIPS AND U REACH IN THE BAG BUT U CAN’T GET A HOLD OF A CHIP AND U START SWEATIN’ AND PEOPLE ARE STARING CUZ U CAN’T GET HOLD OF A GODDAMN CHIP AND THEN CHILDREN ARE SCREAMING AND U HEAR GUNSHOTS AND BUILDINGS START COLLAPSING BUT U STILL. CAN’T. GET. A. CHIP.